@IamEnidColeslaw: welcome to Olive Garden! when you're here, you're family. sit up straight. have you gained weight? why can't you be more like your sister
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@BillDixonish: If the new Instagram logo makes you upset, wait until you hear about child soldiers in central Africa.
@RandiLawson: Free tip for home invaders: literally everybody with an iPhone6 is out at brunch right now
@anagramps: Welcome to night club. I know it's dark, but that's kinda the poi-- *metal screeching* Dammit Steve! I told you knight club is downstairs!