@JustTashie: Welcome to twitter, the support group for people who like people who don't like people.
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@CanadianPitbull: Apparently "mowing the lawn" means two completely different things to my wife and I
@GrumpyComments: If a villain really wanted to kill James Bond, he should just inject HIV into one of his attractive cohorts and then wait.
@AlmightyBored: My husband and I never take anything for granted. Which is why, after 30 years, I still consider him a flight risk.