@AbbyHasIssues: "Well-behaved women seldom make history," I whisper as I don't wait the full ten minutes for the oven to preheat.
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@Bob_Janke: If you spend "up to $9000" on my funeral it better be on some kind of mechanism that makes me sit up in the casket when people walk by.
@sadengels: 7 years ago i joined twitter dot com to keep up with one direction on x-factor and now i'm a communist
@LoriLuvsShoes: My biggest regret of 2014? Probably when my husband watched "The Notebook" with me and then I yelled at him for not building me a house