@TheDjinnTrials: Well excuse me all to hell. I thought you'd be flattered with a mosaic of pictures of you at the gym. No, you don't need to call the police.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@audipenny: A snake is what happens when a string goes "what if I was alive and had a weird mad looking head"
@SortaBad: what's the proper waiting period after your spouse is kidnapped until you can resume watching your Netflix shows without it being a thing
@LnL245: Hacker 1: She wrote her password recovery questions. H2: So? H1: "Fav Law of Thermodynamics?" There's more than one? H2: F this. Who's next?