@Teretha111: Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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@jeff_ratfamily: A ladies magazine told me to compliment my wifes booty. So I told her I was glad it wasn't hairy. I need a place to stay
@Ginlicker: Cops would catch more drunk drivers if they just stood outside with signs that say HONK IF YOU'RE WASTED!
@sarousti: FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building