@CindyMeakin: Well, I'm going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it.
@garrydavenport: "It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything" - cats
@IamEnidColeslaw: WHY DOES THIS BOTTLE OF BODY WASH HAVE DIRECTIONS PRINTED ON IT
@TheMichaelRock: I can either be on time or wearing pants.
@CherBear162: Your make-up application says "I failed Clown College".
@clemdytan: I shot my first Turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!