@CindyMeakin: Well, I'm going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it.
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@Dawn_M_: Homeless people are so lucky. They don't have to pay rent and can eat as many pigeons as they want.
@ValeeGrrl: That's it, teachers. Keep gloating on Facebook about your snow day. You'll see my kids tomorrow after their breakfast of Coke & Pixy Stix.
@WildeThingy: A new study shows twitter is more addictive than crack. A scientist who looks suspiciously like my wife said "better put down that phone."
@SteussieErica: As a young girl she played the game Operation and dreamed about the day she could illegally harvest vital organs in real life.