@brendohare: Well I'm not really sure why you put "Baby: Ages 0-6" on your resume, but more importantly, why were you a baby for so long
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@AnnietheNanny1: What kind of shit holiday encourages kids to ring my doorbell AND ask for free food?
@msbtx: "Snitches get stitches," I whisper to my 3 year old as he watches me brush Oreo crumbs from the bed sheets.
@SnizzleFrizzle: I can hear you swallowing from across the room you irritating piece of SHIT - marriage
@Leemanish: Got a couple of real nice piles of dog shit on your lawn there. Sure would be a shame if something was to... you know, "happen" to them.