@ibid78: "Well that can't be right." - dogs watching us catching balls with our hands
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@Sassafrantz: Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down.
@KeetPotato: date: [breaks 3 minute silence] "you dont have to use the chopsticks just to impress me" me: [trying to pick up my beer] "i can do it"
@murrman5: did your friends rob that bank? "I'll never talk" I forgot that you're prejudice against robbers "what?!? some of my best friends rob banks"
@thomas_violence: 'gamer' & 'foodie' are bullshit labels because they suggest you are something b/c you passively enjoy something everyone passively enjoys