@HIGHzurrer: Well. That's not a good sign.
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@TwatyTweets: When I have kids I'm gonna tell them drugs are good for them. It's the only way I can be sure they won't try them.
@megbada: I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them.
@_SingleBabyMama: As an adult very few things are less humiliating than being caught in public trying to be cute for a selfie.