@HIGHzurrer: Well. That's not a good sign.
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@Mike_Bianchi: Tired of being single? Just lower your standards a bit. My new girlfriend is a coconut taped to a mop.
@TheWeirdWorld: A zombie apocalypse sounds even worse when you consider all those smoke detectors beeping for battery changes.
@thegreatnanak: She: why are you dressed up as a duck? Me: did you know people feed ducks in the park?