@Interdome: "Well, very clearly cats were sacred to them." - Archeologist who discovers the Internet
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@myonlymizztake: Note to self: Used VHS tapes do not make good emergency gifts, always go with stuff from the freezer.
@carlyken: Most guys propose with a diamond but if you're really smart give her an onion ring that way if she says no you still have a snack.
@megbada: I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them.