@Interdome: "Well, very clearly cats were sacred to them." - Archeologist who discovers the Internet
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@Sarcasticsapien: Spider-Man's a great addition to The Avengers, if they're looking for a superhero who is best at watching people they love die.
@EndhooS: I invited Jim for dinner "Jim from church or Jim who travels everywhere by catapult?" [Loud thud on the roof] *sigh* "I'll get the ladders"
@david8hughes: I lost my job because my manager heard me slapping one of the customers. He wasn't even at work. He heard from home.