@Dr_powpow: Well, well, well, if it isn't my inability to cope with life.
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@natalie2111: Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder "who ties your shoelaces for you?"
@GrantTanaka: On your deathbed tell everyone "pray for me" then make sure to leave a note to be opened after you die that says "pray harder next time"
@SuperJuanderer: If a spider attacks you, you should play dead. No, wait... that's for a bear. If a spider attacks a bear, you should play dead.
@tomwalkerisgood: As his name is not "Biggest Bird", we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one, perhaps more, truly immense unseen birds