@MoneypennyNaked: Well, well, well if it isn't the 5 lbs I thought I lost.
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@SteveSuckington: [third date] Her: please quit calling me Jenny Me: oh my apologies Jennifer Her: my name is Amanda
@peachgrenade: It's ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln was shot in front of a live audience.
@BigBec43: Saw this guy having engine troubles with his smart car. So I got out my son's legos and built him a new one. I'm such a giver
@chaddaniels34: Sometimes when my wife tells me she loves me I get the feeling it's the tennis kind.