@MoneypennyNaked: Well, well, well if it isn't the 5 lbs I thought I lost.
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@ThisOneSayz: *opens door* Stop screaming! *opens door* What broke?! *opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! ~parenting from the bathroom
@jazmasta: No, I can't make it to your hair washing party tonight. I'm washing my h... erm i mean my dog ate my grandmother is dead.
@Loving_Life1996: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive.