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@MoneypennyNaked: Well, well, well if it isn't the 5 lbs I thought I lost.
@GreenishDuck: Fun Fact: 100% of people don't know what to do with a dirty dish at someone else's house.
@keplyq: guard your heart, cater to no man's ego, honor your own time and your energy, don't use uber. happy 2015.
@boymachinist: I had to buy a voodoo doll of myself and rub its back.
@TommyKarate: How thin do you have to be to go skinny dipping?
@BuckyIsotope: Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer