@Dawn_M_: WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the lady who's baby I stole.
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@Glove_Monkey: Someone once told me "If you love something, set it free". I told them not to mind about those noises coming from the basement.
@Jake_Vig: "You see those footprints? It looks like our killer had feet." - If you want to know why I was fired as a writer on CSI.
@Fickle_Filly: There you go again, overusing big words like some kind of tweeting sesquipedalian. Idiot.