@jordan_stratton: Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no... I have no idea who set your car on fire.
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@Shen_the_Bird: Her: what's this writing on your hand? Me: I was cheating on an exam Her: it just says "hand" Me: yeah it was an anatomy exam