@jordan_stratton: Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no... I have no idea who set your car on fire.
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@CoolHegel: "This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut
@DannyZuker: Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section.
@TheCiscoKidder: Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, "Are you taking a video?"