@Matt_The_1st: Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster.
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@daemonic3: "Dad, what caused the Great Fire of London?" [googles but can't get wifi] Well son, that's when Bach dropped the most fire mixtape of 1666
@AimeeHelene1: If this paper cut is any indication of my pain threshold, then child birth would definitely kill me.