@Matt_The_1st: Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster.
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@FrenulumBreve: Executioner: final words? Executionee:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Er: you done? Ee: didn't buy me as much time as I thought actually.
@envydatropic: I've been on my best behavior ever since the words "you can be charged as an adult" applied to me