@Smooheed: Went for a run and now I have to find a way to trade my body in for scrap
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@JoParkerBear: Donald Trump is probably the closest we'll ever get to electing Eric Cartman president.
@buhsbaby_baby: Dogs are great. You can count on them to alert you of danger...Also, children passing by, squirrels and gusts of wind they don't like.
@CulturedRuffian: INSTRUCTIONS FOR FITTED SHEETS: 1) Know when to hold em. 2) Know when to fold em. 3) Know when to walk away. 4) Know when to run.