@ScottLinnen: Went on ChristianMingle .com and kept asking myself, "Who Would Jesus Do"?
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@thepunningman: Farmer: I love my job Wife: But all you do all day is round up cows Farmer: What did you say to me? Wife: You herd
@JohnHilsen: Oranges got their name from their orange juice-like flavor and orange juice-like color.
@flyafuckingkite: When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up? This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.