@ScottLinnen: Went on ChristianMingle .com and kept asking myself, "Who Would Jesus Do"?
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@NoticablyBacon: I forgot the word boiling and just called it angry water, i have no idea how i graduated college
@RandomAntics: Our society makes women ashamed and unhappy with their bodies. I, for one, have always been disappointed by the lack of cupholders on mine.
@Tmoney68: [Entering Building As A Guy Leaves] Me: It's muggy out there. Guy: I'll be fine. *guy is beaten & robbed immediately. M: Told you.