@Dutch_50: Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!
@fillthevacuum: *flashes smile*
*smile calls police*
@Underchilde: Trying to decide who to leave my middle fingers to when I die.
@msdanifernandez: DEFENSE! DEFENSE!
Defense: I have a boyfriend
@VerifiedBIB: Had great idea for site for recent law grads called BarelyLegal .com. Turns out name was already taken. And their idea was much better.
@daemonic3: We're having sweet potato fries with dinner
"Haha sweet potatoes?"
You're gonna make a dumb potato pun
"I YAM NOT!"