@Dutch_50: Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!
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@crushingbort: one time I saw a cop on a horse start to walk it down some steps and I thought "oh the horse is trained for stairs" and then they both fell
@CrankyPappy: I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit.
@Cheeseboy22: Somebody Cadbury Cream egged our house last night. I'd be upset, but I've been too busy licking off the bricks.
@juneohara65: The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control.