@Dutch_50: Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!
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@DrDogMD: PATIENT: How tough was medical school for a dog like you? DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
@KindOfASmartass: I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored
@thatUPSdude: If you're buying your pregnancy test at the dollar store it's probably because he bought is his condoms there too.