@KML658: Went to type in build a bear and accidentally googled build a bar. Better idea, I know
@Tylerosis: "I love you."
"I love you, two."
Because multiple personality disorder.
@blondebombs: I'm a dirty bird.
*shits on your windshield*
@UnFitz: "You're just not my cup of tea" I say to someone else's cup of tea.
@Tw1tter_K1tten: It's weird that on this date in Back to the Future they didn't show people incessantly posting about Back to the Future.
@internetluke: GOD: welcome to Heaven I will answer any question you want now.
ME: why does Target have 25 checkout lanes with only 2 always open?