@KML658: Went to type in build a bear and accidentally googled build a bar. Better idea, I know
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@SteveSuckington: ME: in closing, all of the facts I've presented today prove that Bush did 911 PRIEST: and now the bride will read the vows she has written
@rcromwell4: "Then, the handsome prince sees her dead body laying there and has to kiss her." "Ummm, what?" "Trust me, the kids will love it."
@Cpin42: Some lady at Olive Garden died, so we’re rummaging through her stuff. Just like a real family.
@NotthatAdamWest: "Dear God, make me a bird, so I can..." *turns into penguin* "DAMMIT I WASN'T FINISHED!"