@FirstDateStory: "Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"
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@Social_Mime: Walking my dog we saw a guy in a suit walking his dog and I know my dog is thinking I don't dress nice for him anymore.
@Stellacopter: Looking like shit greatly increases your chances of seeing someone you know at the store by 90%.
@MsBross: Apparently, you can only say "look at you! You got so big!" to children. Adults tend to get offended.