@thatUPSdude: Her: Do you watch Desperate Housewives?
Me: No but I follow a few on Twitter.
@DaveTheAlbino: I'm too fat to be a hipster. I'm thinking of becoming a Heapster instead.
@jackmackenroth: I'm taking my mother-in-law to the new Resident Evil movie because she's staying with me and I love subliminal messages.
@TheDairylandDon: October's cool because you can buy 60 Snickers, 48 beers, a hockey mask, chainsaw, 30 leaf bags and the cashier won't even acknowledge it.
@PoguePhilosophy: I just bought some land with a stranger and now we have a lot in common.
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