@Nomyzie: We're all equal. But I'm more equal than you.
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@Ryan_Patricks: My annoying little cousin is bragging about how he sleeps in a race car bed. Whatever, you little idiot.. I sleep in a real car.
@gorrdano: Thanks, I wrote the tweet. There's no need to reiterate it back to me with quotation marks.
@Springaling85: Walking up to guys with girls with them and saying "you never called! Our son is 5 now" then walk away....always brightens my day