@Nomyzie: We're all equal. But I'm more equal than you.
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@mellimelle: I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math.
@NakedHangover: If it's true that spiders are more scared of me than I am of them, why have I never seen a spider crawl away screaming like a little girl?
@sara_ashlynn: I'm a long-term thinker. For instance, the green bananas I bought will be delicious in 2 days.
@Neauxpe: A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment. Bros before hoes.