@Nomyzie: We're all equal. But I'm more equal than you.
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@I_Bl33d_Purple: If my memory serves me, the last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood.
@mrtruthandsoul: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "You thought I'd like your pretty lights?" "Recite the alphabet backwards" "I can't even do that sober"
@Sassafrantz: Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt.