@ChaseMit: "We're not so different, you and I," Mitt Romney said to a stack of white printer paper.
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@STitusR: Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: My GF's anti aging cream went bad. HOW DOES ANTI AGING CREAM HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE?!