@NoogsCorner: Were those thousands of turtle lives worth the life of one stupid, spoiled Princess with a strange fetish for Italian plumbers?
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@citizenkawala: Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump.
@slimmy_shady: Im making a fortune promoting home security systems.All I do is say "Hello".At 3 in the morning sitting at the end of their bed.
@AndyAsAdjective: *accidentally grabs a fork from the silverware drawer instead of a spoon but I'm too lazy to go back so it takes me 47 min. to eat my soup*
@Brianhopecomedy: My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge.