@NoogsCorner: Were those thousands of turtle lives worth the life of one stupid, spoiled Princess with a strange fetish for Italian plumbers?
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@Juicedballs: Walk into a pawn shop with a ponytail & a handlebar mustache & they treat you like Ray Liotta walking thru that restaurant in Goodfellas
@LostInMyWorld97: Dog tried taking me for a run. I wasn't having it. I made her drag me the whole time.
@liberalcannon: My hobbies are scrolling through twitter, charging my phone and being generally dissatisfied with things.