@Darlainky: “We’ve got to stop meeting like this,” I say to the neighbor’s cute golden retriever after climbing the fence to pet him.
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@FlorkOfCows: I bought a off brand Roomba for black Friday and im already having a Detroit: Become human experience with it. "stop dont go there" off brand roomba: "goes there (faster)"
@topaz_kell: "I can hear my annoying neighbor crying to Adele's new song as she throws away her empty, clinking beer bottles." - my neighbor
@_ElvishPresley_: *friend you haven't spoken to in years posts photos of their marriage* wow thanks for the invite beth did our 6 weeks of drivers ed together mean nothing to u