@neonwario: What did Mozart say to the police clerk? "I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people
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@pinupteacher: Best thing about living in NY is you can order anything, anytime, and 30 minutes later it shows up. You see here? This here is an orangutan.
@JBusch260: "She loves me not..." : Picks last petal : "She LOVES ME!" Flower: "...NOT! LOL nerd" : Whips out hidden petal shaped like middle finger :
@thesulk: "I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control." Buddy, you got stomach flu.
@bornmiserable: I appreciate it when someone tells me to just "get over it" when I'm depressed. It gives me a chance to exercise my grave digging skills.