@meganamram: What do we want? A 2016 calendar! When do we want it? Late 2015!
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@jazmasta: [emergency room] "We need to put pressure on the wound!" [to wound] We've been together 6 months now, I think we should move in together"
@dreamthievin: Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot
@RandomAntics: My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number.