@iQuoteComedy: What do we want?" "A cure for ADHD!" "When do we want it?" "Squirrel!"
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@MavenofHonor: [during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps
@shegotagronk: It's so beautiful outside. I should probably do something...Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my computer screen.
@ibid78: *angrily whispering over crib* "Sheila you know I was raised by wolves. I have to pay it forward." "But why do they need their own cribs?"