@ihuffpaint: what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun
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@WarrenHolstein: Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn't breaking news. It's been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone.
@ObscureGent: Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
@dave_cactus: TRUMP: Millions of Draculas are entering our country illegally from Transylvania. The security of our nation is a stake!