@ihuffpaint: what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun
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@itshotterhere: Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie.
@LeftAtLondon: Alternate universe where all appearances of the word “lil” in rappers names have to be replaced with the word “teensy weensy”
@dankashane20: Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
@rockymomax: [oval office] SECRETARY: (shrieks) there's a dead rat on my desk! PRESIDENT WHO IS A CAT: wow someone must really like you *winks*