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@aka_fatman: "What does your mother do for a living?"
"She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

“What does your mother do for a living?”
“She sells shesells…I mean…Sea sells sea shells…dammit! She’s…a beachside entrepreneur.”

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