@VodkaThursday: What I learned from watching Star Trek: Nothing. I've never watched Star Trek. I am popular with friends. We don't do that.
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@cjwerleman: When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps.
@TimDuffy: Thanksgiving is going to be hard this year because half my family dances to remember and the other half dances to forget.