@VodkaThursday: What I learned from watching Star Trek: Nothing. I've never watched Star Trek. I am popular with friends. We don't do that.
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@JohnLyonTweets: The downside of having friends who love sarcasm and irony is that when we make plans I'm never entirely sure we really made plans.
@illuminateddino: I love when pretty people say that they're ugly so that I can agree with them and watch the life drain from their faces.
@man_spach: When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance.
@DanMentos: "I just tried to make reservations at the library" You don't need a res- "Couldn't get one though" Don't do this "They were fully booked"