@sofarrsogud: WHAT I SAID:
Woah! You look like Tina Turner on meth.
WHAT I SHOULD'VE SAID:
Good Morning Honey.
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@brennadine: At bedtime I read my daughter a few of my favorite RTs, tuck her in & whisper, "This is why we don't talk to strangers on the internet."
@LostFelicia: Him: How many pairs of shoes do you have? Me: 12 Him: That includes flip-flops, boots, and the ones you never wear. Me: 118
@bokhootie: IM CRYING AT HIS REPLY
@CrazyExhaustion: Went to a public park and my 4yo was like, "Is this Disney World?!" The answer is yes and I'll cut anyone who tells her differently.
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