@JeffLoveness: If Batman gets to use a piece of Kryptonite against Superman, Superman should get to use a piece of Batman's parents. Fair is fair.

@MrSandeepP: Apparently you're not supposed to tell "That's what she said jokes" during the Board meeting because it's "inappropriate"

@djdarrellripley: Her: I'm leaving you and going to my mothers. Me: Hold on and I'll come with you. I like to have a good meal for a change...

@sarcasticmommy4: My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere.

@betulesairafi: I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away.