@brennadine: At bedtime I read my daughter a few of my favorite RTs, tuck her in & whisper, "This is why we don't talk to strangers on the internet."
@LostFelicia: Him: How many pairs of shoes do you have?
Me: 12
Him: That includes flip-flops, boots, and the ones you never wear.
Me: 118
@bokhootie: IM CRYING AT HIS REPLY
@CrazyExhaustion: Went to a public park and my 4yo was like, "Is this Disney World?!"
The answer is yes and I'll cut anyone who tells her differently.
@TheBoydP: I don't understand why they named it "sandpaper" when the obvious name "office toilet paper" was right there in front of them.
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