@MRagaab: What I say: I'm on a diet. What my mom hears: please cook delicious food and buy chocolate.
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@CopernicusG: A lot of people don't know this but if you're turned into a vampire you don't actually get a vampire name. Some of you will just be Gary the Vampire
@david8hughes: [sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] "Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."