@pixelatedboat: What I would do if I had a falcon
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@Thrill_Tweeter: Twitter - to help future generations discover if there's ever been any mental illness in the family.
@jjhartinger: A telemarketer called and said,"can I speak with the man of the house." I replied, "sure" and gave the phone to the cat.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Quick question: How many bowls of mac and cheese can you eat during a Skype job interview before you look unprofessional?