@SamGrittner: what idiot called it a chicken instead of an eggplant
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@wchoughton: Just overheard the phrase, "pregnant with a baby," and secretly wondered what the other options were.
@Reverend_Scott: How to impress your ex: 1. Get rich 2. Get more attractive 3. Get a tiger 4. Ride tiger everywhere in preparation for confrontation with ex