@SamGrittner: what idiot called it a chicken instead of an eggplant
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@DrawingShadows: Answer: Marijuana Question: Why am I sitting here on the couch eating ice cream with a fork, watching Telemundo and wearing one sock?
@NikiWithIssues: My dream guy is hot, funny and smart. And he'll ask me to marry him with a green lantern ring. And he has powers. And a castle. And Yoshi.
@Yes_ImAmy: Thank god we don't have thought bubbles above our heads. I'd be in trouble 99% of the time.
@OnlyFastEddie: Me: I hope you don't mind if I nibble during sex. Her: Not at all! Me: Great! *Pulls out grilled cheese sandwich*