@Jenny4ashley: What idiot called it a driver's test and not a Game of Cones?
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@_NTFG_: A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
@abhorrent_wife: I'm at my sexiest when I find the grown out patch of hair on the outside of my ankle I missed with the razor the last 17 times I shaved.
@pinupteacher: Hey baby, lemme see what's under that shell. Ugh, as if. *Lady turtle starts walking away.* [3 hours later] I still see you there baby.