@Jenny4ashley: What idiot called it a driver's test and not a Game of Cones?
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@TheDailySchmuck: Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.
@VerbsRProudest: 8: Mama, did you read this story when you were a kid? Me: *smiling* Why yes, I did. 8: It's a really old story then, I guess.
@TheThomason: One nice thing about your 30s is people talk less about figuring themselves out and more about where the best sandwiches are.