@jazmasta: What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor.
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@protolalia: If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses.
@ch000ch: [pours a bag of sugar over a tire fire] hmmm [tastes remnants] i think i'll call it... Twizzlers
@JDBooie: Instead of a sock on your door, hang a doughnut. Not only is Doughnut Disturb hilarious, you provide a snack for your now homeless roommate.