@POTerritory: What idiot called it Airport Facilities Maintenance and not Hangar Management?
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@samalmightysam: Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.
@cathisamazing: I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.