@chapel3929: What idiot called it an engagement ring instead of a Kneel Diamond?
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@1followernodad: Me: I'm a scorpion. Date: You mean scorpio? Me: (clicking my claws together) No I very do not.
@behindyourback: *a friend tells me their problems* me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?
@juliussharpe: When I die, I'm not donating my body to science, but I might donate it to the English department and freak the shit out of some people.
@wolfpupy: a bunch of us teens are going out to the forest to burn a piece of paper that says 'responsibilities' on it. for symbolism