@chapel3929: What idiot called it an engagement ring instead of a Kneel Diamond?
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@lydiagreer: Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I can point out chicks who say "vokka" and "liberry" instead of "vodka" and "library" based on the use of emoticons in their screen name.
@goldengateblond: Seriously, if you hacked Trump’s account and wanted to make him look bad, WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN TWEET.