@daemonic3: What idiot called it "insomnia" and not "resisting a rest"?
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@Cpin42: Well Bob, I love to travel, and being my own boss is great. But I suppose my favorite thing about being a serial killer is murdering people.
@iGreenMonk: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest replied, "I know. I saw your tweet!"
@UNTRESOR: If you cut off a mommy blogger's head she can continue mommy blogging for up to three full minutes.