@daemonic3: What idiot called it "insomnia" and not "resisting a rest"?
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@D2BMcG: Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: In a mirror! Well any reflective surface really, windows, shiny cars, puddles...
@MyPolishFace: hey Liam Neeson is your "particular set of skills" gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?
@TheWoodenslurpy: I'd like to meet a failed scientist, like I do writers. "I science on the weekends and for free sometimes. I think of it more as a hobby."
@JohnLyonTweets: "Disney movies promote false images of the friendliness of woodland creatures," I mutter after each rabies shot.