@junejuly12: What idiot called it "salad" and not "la sad"
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@KatrinaGibson13: Sawing a hole in the bottom of a table to steal someone's cake is way harder than it looks on cartoons.
@BuckyIsotope: *goes in for first kiss* *stops* Before this goes any further, I need to understand your position on naming our kids after water Pokèmon
@Tmoney68: Kid: Dad, what does ironic mean? Dad: Well son, when 2 people decide to get married on Independence Day.....
@olerunkbitch: Made a weird face in the mirror this morning and I looked like Ted Cruz. This is my suicide note.