@junejuly12: What idiot called it "salad" and not "la sad"
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@thenoahkinsey: When you don't even acknowledge I held a door open for you, I want to pull you back inside by your neck, and say "now let's try this again."
@iGreenMonk: I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
@SirEviscerate: GIRL: Spirit, should I have sex with this guy? ME: *tries to push the ouija pointer to yes but it won't move* (under breath) grandma, PLEASE
@ChipKellysBalls: Why is it the the people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on?