@SamGrittner: what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?
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@juliacomedy: remember when u found out the french word for seal was phoque and u were like this is the best day of my phoquing life
@LadyJanieGeek: Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV Me:" Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?" Mum: "Just to make sure"
@deeeebag: I'm lost at Costco but everyone here looks like my dad. Just gonna pick the one with the best groceries and start a new life I guess.
@bytaylorcox: A "lady" and a "woman" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat.