@SamGrittner: what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?
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@kyry5: [1st date] *hiding that I'm actually a Zamboni* Date: Now that we've broken the ice- Me: *nervously sweats while rolling across the floor*
@MelissaJoy33: I'm sorry your husband of 50 yrs is dead. Here is a casserole made with Campbells Soup. ~White people.
@sad_tree: *sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there