@8bitf0x: what idiot called them crabs instead of sidewalks
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@The_MartiniGirl: I love when people tell me to get my act together and I'm like who the hell is acting geez.
@Loli_Sug: Never kick a porcupine wearing flip flops. Cause they're obviously on vacation and why ruin their holiday?
@tastefactory: COP: We have reports of u blasting music. ME: Sorry I'll keep the Metallica down COP: We were told it was Britney Spears "Lucky." On repeat.