@8bitf0x: what idiot called them crabs instead of sidewalks
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@jwoodham: Don't let people tell you that life after college is nothing but being poor and tired. It's 100% true, but it's more fun if it's a surprise.
@peachesanscream: Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
@AGreaterMonster: In first grade I pretended I could talk to animals because I thought kids would like me, but then a squirrel attacked Lisa Shapiro.