@SuperJuanderer: What idiot called them swordfish instead of... oh, no, wait, actually that's pretty good.
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@ibid78: I have batlike reflexes. -You mean catlike reflexes? *screeches real loud right in your face to locate food and avoid obstacles*
@bridger_w: If you're behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck.
@Bluestmoon_: My neighbors wifi isn't working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?