@tnylgn: What idiot named it a mugshot instead of a cellfie?
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@mjkspeaks: Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
@Dawn_M_: My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me.
@KiayaFaye: I know you seen me continuously push the "close doors" button while you ran to the elevator. Now it's just awkward
@AimeeHelene1: *slowly walking* *sees kid out of corner of my eye* Me: *walks faster* Kid: *walks faster* Me: *running at the swings, screaming* MIIIIIINE!