@nice_mustard: what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles
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@envydatropic: I'm going to remember this night forever!!! Tequila - You sure about that?
@thatdutchperson: "And why did you join our gym?" ▫️to stay healthy ▫️a friend recommended it ☑️I've seen myself naked
@thom_ebooks: a bottle of cyanide labeled GHOST PILLS
@bistromath2013: I now have 8 apps to communicate with the same people.
@LeonEarlgrey: Hey girl are you my golf clubs? Because I tottaly forgot to take you out of my trunk.
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