@nice_mustard: what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles
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@IamEnidColeslaw: may your fathers prosper. may your friends be uglier than you. may your exes get food poisoning
@sageboggs: I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season
@simoncholland: The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
@jakehightower34: Oompa Loompa: When you die do we get the factory? Wonka: No, I'll just invite 5 random kids and murder 4. Oompa Loompa: We need a union...