@nice_mustard: what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles
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@stevedildarian: CNN is confirming that the only news in the world today is the blizzard. everything else is under control.
@UncleDuke1969: I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps.
@Thee1_4U: Everybody is complaining about their significant other, and I'm over here trying to keep mine charged above 10%.