@CatsForDinnerz: What idiot named them twins instead of wombmates?
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@Ideal_Victoria: Me: It’s a beautiful night Him: What? Me: It’s a BEAUTIFUL night Him: What? Me: *opens trunk* I SAID, IT’S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT!
@AngryBlkManDC: On this day 15 years ago my moms picked up the phone and interrupted a file at 96% I'd been downloading from Napster for 17 hours.