@CatsForDinnerz: What idiot named them twins instead of wombmates?
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@zachraffio: They say real men hunt their food, which is why I throw a spear through the box of pasta before letting it bleed out in my shopping cart.
@Spotzwoj: "I don't want to talk about it, so I posted some lyrics for you to decipher about how it's your fault." ~ girls
@lisaxy424: Based on how he reacts, you'd think my dog's entire family was killed by pizza delivery guys.