@CatsForDinnerz: What idiot named them twins instead of wombmates?
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@DaddyJew: *6 opens piggy bank* Me: wtf where'd you get all that? 6: mommy said I could take $1 out of your wallet each day bc you'd never know
@bwebster76: Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?
@shadygrenade: Obama: Get Air Force One ready. Biden: OK! *runs off* Obama: The plane, not the movie. *Biden does 360* Biden: Yeah I know.