@CatsForDinnerz: What idiot named them twins instead of wombmates?
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@itsmovies: In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo.
@ewfeez: Showed my daughter “The Karate Kid” and now she’ll happily do any manual labor if I just tell her we are “training.”
@13spencer: To be fair, "old-fashioned" doesn't necessarily mean racist; it could also mean sexist.
@omgthatspunny: The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.