@Mike_Bianchi: What if Adele was calling from inside the house?!
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@Thedudish: "Is my butt is too big?" my girlfriend asked, staring at her reflection in the mirror. Sensing a trap, I fell to the ground and played dead.
@BGH70: I often wish that gravity was a more selective force regarding who it kept on this planet.
@big_1_Otis: I like to sit on my hands until they go numb so it feels like somebody else is doing my dishes.
@SaeedFaridzadeh: No, I don't have time to read the article. Just show me an image, and misguided headline, with the promise of making me angry.