@Mike_Bianchi: What if Adele was calling from inside the house?!
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@WilliamAder: By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I've likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring.
@MyMomologue: The loudest sound on Earth is my child asking an inappropriate question about another customer at the grocery store.
@Cheeseboy22: If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces.