@agathagotstoned: What if cats are born with names & the fact that we call them names that aren't those names is the reason they act irrationally towards us?
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@GreenSmoke_: If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me.
@aveuaskew: "You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying." *raises megaphone to lips* How so?
@Carbosly: Apparently, saying "make it a double" followed by an awkward wink doesn't work at the pharmacy.
@Adam14: I heard that sadomasochistic vegans like to get beet and artichoked. Some even like getting pead on. Don't turnip your nose at this.