@BoogTweets: What if deer stare at our headlights because they’re trying to use the force to stop the car and when one actually stops their deer squad is in the woods watching and just losing their minds over it
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@Brampersandon_: Did you really get a crocodile tattooed around your belly button? -IT'S AN ALLIGATOR KAREN. GOD YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT.
@SoulYodeler: Concussions are like pineapples: what was the question.
@darksidedeb: Bull: [angrily snorts] Bulldog: [angrily barks] French Bulldog: [angrily chain smokes while reading Sartre]
@shadygeekdad: There there password. I don't think you're weak.
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