@teenpuke: what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce
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@bobvulfov: (getting into a hot tub full of people) i guess we're making some people soup huh gang
@JosesLovesYou: Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as "man surprised his credit card was declined"
@MUMSIEesq: 3YO: Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister? ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
@Vice_Queen: Please stop telling me how you wish you had my curly hair. You don't know the struggle of waking up looking like Mufasa.